Laypersons Guide to Contemporary Poetic Schools of Practice

instead of saying " experimental "

say " fucked up shit "

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instead of saying " Langpo "

say " that shit that don't make no sense "

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instead of saying " conceptual poetics "

say " cereal box shit "

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instead of saying " post-avant "

say " weird-ass whatever-the-fuck typa shit "

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instead of saying " hypertextual "

say " that linky shit "

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instead of saying " vispo "

say " goofy art shit "

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instead of saying " postmodern "

say " high-minded bullshit "

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instead of saying " autotelic "

say " the never-ending within shit "

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instead of saying " flarf "

say " flarf "

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instead of saying " outsider poetry "

say " jailbird shit "

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instead of saying " constraint writing "

say " nerd shit "

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instead of saying " improv "

say " that shit ain't no flow "

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" no siempre los poetas dicen la verdad "